I took a night to myslef last night. This is what you get!
It actually was really good. I was actually kinda sad cause I couldnt go to my mommas baby shower. Yes, thats right my mommas prego. Deal. I thought I didnt care but it turns out I do. Shes so fat she broke a chair. Yup, just straight up broke on her. ;) No lie, it really did brake... just not from her fatness, not that shes not fat cause she is.... HELLO shes prego. :)
Now I dont even know if I can go home when the baby is born... I guess thats the life of growing up. Stupid. Sometimes.
The rest of the night was good with lots of ice cream and movies. I should be getting fat but I ran then went out to play soccer so Im counting on that canceling each other out. So, basically, if nothing else Im just not gonna change which I guess I can handle... maybe.
LAURENnicole
2 comments:
Excuuuuuse Me!! This is not a story about a fat pregnant woman who unfortunately had a chair collapse on her - this is a story about an evil baby shower hostess who rigs the chair of honor so that a poor, defenseless pregnant woman becomes the laughing stock of all her friends and who now feels fatter than EVER! But, hey, the refreshments were TO DIE FOR!!
You're mom is by far the cutest pregnant 40-something-year-old ever!As being one of the co-owners of the chair, I would like to deeply and sincerely appologize, it is not because she is fat, it's because our chairs are SO DANG OLD!
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